Behind US Economy fall

Oct 19 2008

Telugites behind US Economy fall?

Are Telugu Students and Telugu people are behind the American sub prime crisis and it's economy fall (which further reflected to entire world) ?

Lets see.

From the year 2001 onwards Lord Balaji temple in Chilkur, Hyderabad has become famous for it's highness( unfortunately, not for it's divinity). People has started visiting this temple in the large numbers to fulfill their desires to get a US Visa for them or for their children. Incidentally/Coincidentally almost most of them got satisfied their desires by visiting Chilkuri Balaji temple, they got US Visa, Job, H1B visa,...etc.

And people started calling Lord Chilkuri Balaji as Visa Balaji (from certain time onwards these creative people changed his surname)

Lord Balaji got irritated and become angry and felt how come people can change my surname?

Irritated Lord Chilkuri Balaji, decided to teach a lesson to all A.P people. (Nobody has understood that, if anybody changes others name, others will become angry and feel irritated)

In the month of Jan 2008 Indian Stock market is at it's peak at 21,000 and most of the A.P students, IT Professionals (who ever applied) got Visa for US.

He, with his divine powers started, smashing American economy in form of Subprime Crisis, US Led war on Iraq, soaring oil prices,Obama as president. As a results best of the America time has lost (it is supposed to never come again) and people will not go to US even if you give a free Visa to them.

please,...., please never ever change the surname of Lord Balaji, or any god, I am saying any god.

If you are thinking this as a trash or stupid, how come Lord will diminish the American Economy. then my friend will ask, how come he fulfilled the people US Visa desires?

Until people believe Visa Balaji, till then he will punish the same people in different ways.

Who can give u a visa, the same can take from you again. So that these people will not call him Visa Balaji, instead of Chilkuri Balaji.

Note:- For the first time you are listening this word "Visa Balaji" means either you or none from your family doesn't applied for Visa and you don't have any connection with the economy fall.

Useless

Silence+ Smile+ Sorry = Happiness

Pollution and Population

Happiness

Waste

Employees Types

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Domination

Why people will quarrel each other in this world?

Balance

July 5 2008

Nature's nature is to maintain Inner balance

nature's nature is to maintain outer balance

~ Chindian

Here "Nature" means the GOD, according to our elders and Masters (Gurus), God is in the Heart of every human Being and he tries to Balance all our tendencies to live a purposeful life.

Here "nature" means the natural powers like Air,Water,Fire,the Earth,Sky,Everything surrounded by us, tries to help the life on the Earth to live a purposeful life.

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A story nice to read ( but rarely happens in India)

A story that will never/rarely happens in India . IF you don't know why it will not happens then scroll down to last

An old man lived alone. He wanted to spade his potato garden, but it was very hard work. His only son, who would have helped him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and mentioned his predicament.

Dear Son,

I am feeling pretty bad, because it looks like I won't be able to plant my potato garden this year. I hate to miss doing the garden because your mother always loved planting time. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here, all my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the plot for me, if you weren't in prison.

Love, Dad

Shortly, the old man received this telegram "For HEAVEN'S SAKE, Dad, don't dig up the garden! That's where I buried the GUNS!"

At 4 A.M. the next morning, a dozen FBI agents and local police officers showed up and started digging up the entire garden without finding any guns. Confused, the old man wrote another note to his son telling him what happened and asking him what to do next.

His son's reply was "Go ahead and plant your potatoes, Dad, It's the best I could do for you from here."

- Moral Of the Story -

"NO MATTER WHERE YOU ARE IN THE WORLD (Except in India), IF YOU HAVE DECIDED TO DO SOMETHING DEEP FROM YOUR HEART, YOU CAN DO IT. IT IS THE THOUGHT THAT MATTERS NOT WHERE YOU ARE OR WHERE THE PERSON IS (Except in India)"

"Nothing is Impossible" .Because Impossible says I am possible

Why this will not happen in India?

1) Government agencies are not that much smart

2) Even they are smart to find this, immediately Politicians will try to stop this

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Petrol Hike

Now a days Increasing rates of commodities, Fuel, etc,.. become a golden opportunities for Media and Politician's. They will do over acting every time the rates surges, at least for one week their business will be on peek, I didn't understand why Media do over acting every time and starts reporting this will effect this, this is due to this, in this government rates increased these many times, Inflation increased to this level, bla, bla,.......


Instead it can report about importance and efficacy of wisely using the Fuel, Electric energy, Water and other Natural resources and not to waste them.


Increasing rates is a festival for politicians( opposition parties), they will come to roads, they will call for strikes and protests ( wasting of one working day), but they don't tell the other alternative solutions, and they don't demand the government to look for the possibilities of other alternatives. Simply they will protest for price hikes. Again media starts reporting them.


Is this people wants??


after all people need is a good governance, good leader ship, and fulfilling of necessaries.
Who is thinking about this?


Every time opposition parties starts blaming ruling party for the price hikes, when the same party comes to the power , the Ex-ruling party blames this party for price hikes, but they don't provide alternatives, they don't educate people not to waste what we have.

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Sex Education and it's Impact

May 26 2008

Sex Education and it's impacts

Now a days everybody is talking about need of sex education and it's importance, blah,blah,blah,...

One thing we need to make a note is, if we observe the western culture or western societies where the Idea of Sex or freedom to talk about it, availability of books, availability of material, films, etc,... doesn't have any restriction by their constitutional Laws or by their society. They have freedom to talk about it and to do it with any one and any where.

They have more freedom at the same time more irregularities in Western culture, like Gays, Lesbians, (Marriage between the same Gender) etc,...

Note:- The funny thing is even some Churches are allowing and doing the marriages between the same Gender See more in this Link,
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On the other side in Eastern culture or in Eastern societies majority of people doesn't like to talk about much in public and they also feel it should be a secret one, talking about this or any kind activities are restricted and well regulated in a natural way.

In Eastern societies we don't find these irregularities.

So, finally we don't need any kind of Sex education.

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Be proud of our judiciary

I don't know whether it is correct or not, but it is worth readable.
Source:- Times of India

Imagine remaining absent from duty for 15 years and still retaining the job. And to top it, securing a court order for payment of half the salary for the period.

This is the case of West Bengal resident S.N. Das, who was able to retain his job as assistant engineer with the Airports Authority of India (AAI) without attending office for 15 years. Besides, the Calcutta High Court also ordered the AAI to pay him salary for half the time.

Though the state-run AAI agreed to re-instate Das, it approached the Supreme Court against having to pay him half the salary. The apex court struck down the high court ruling ordering the AAI to pay Das the salary.


The apex court ruling was pronounced May 16, but released late last week.

Das, an assistant engineer with the AAI at Kolkata airport, was transferred to Delhi in March 1985. He reported for duty at Delhi airport on March 19, 1985, but proceeded on 18-day leave from March 26 on account of his grandmother's illness.

Das failed to join duty on expiry of his leave. Instead, he kept getting his leave extended on medical grounds till the AAI on August 12 that year asked him to appear before its Kolkata medical board to get himself examined.

The board found him medically fit and Das was asked to join duty immediately, failing which he was threatened with termination of his services.

Das simply ignored the AAI's directives to join back. On October 17, 1985, the AAI asked him to either join duty by October 31 or consider his services terminated from November 1.


Das decided to approach the court. He moved the Calcutta High Court against the AAI dismissal order in early 1986.

The high court took a decade in deciding the case.


On November 10, 1995, the court ordered the AAI to reinstate Das without paying him the salary for the period of his absence.

Das was not satisfied. Instead of joining duty, he challenged the high court's single bench order before a division bench of two judges, demanding his pay and perks for the period of absence.

This round of litigation ended in 1999, when the court ordered the AAI to "sympathetically consider" Das' demand for at least half his pay.

Das eventually joined the AAI, which in May 2002 declined to give him half the pay based on the principle of "no work no pay".

Another long round of litigation followed, ending in March 2007 when the AAI was ordered to pay Das half the salary.

The AAI challenged the high court order in the apex court, which struck it down on May 16.


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Nature vs nature

O₁ :Nascent Oxygen

O₂ :Pure Oxygen

O₃ :Ozone

are similar to gods of Hindu Trinity ( Brahma, Vishnu, and Shiva)


Nascent Oxygen : Kills the Bacteria/life.
Pure Oxygen : Gives life to all.
Ozone : Protects us from UV rays.


Shiva : The Destroyer.
Bramha : The Creator.
Vishnu :The Protector.

Represents Three manifestations of the Supreme Reality.
These are :

Hindu Trinity (Trimurti)

• Three Faces of Divine
• Three Cosmic Functions of the Supreme Lord
• Creation + Preservation+ Dissolution
• Generator + Operator + Destroyer = GOD

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Be smart

ship and effort

Once upon a time giant ship engine failed. The ship's owners tried one expert after another, but none of them could figure but how to fix the engine.

Then they brought in an old man who had been fixing ships since he was a young. He carried a large bag of tools with him, and when he arrived, he immediately went to work. He inspected the engine very carefully, top to bottom.

Two of the ship's owners were there, watching this man, hoping he would know what to do. After looking things over, the old man reached into his bag and pulled out a small hammer. He gently tapped something. Instantly, the engine lurched into life. He carefully put his hammer away. The engine was fixed!

A week later, the owners received a bill from the old man for ten thousand dollars.

"What?!" the owners exclaimed. "He hardly did anything!"
So they wrote the old man a note saying, "Please send us an itemized bill."

The man sent a bill that read:
Tapping with a hammer...... ......... ........ $ 2.00
Knowing where to tap......... ......... ........ $ 9,998.00

Effort is important, but knowing where to make an effort makes all the difference!