Politics In Indian congress party

Jai Congress Party

It is common that every Politician want to see himself as Future CM else at least as a Minister

I have a Short cut for that


If you want to get a Minster post in State then praise the present CM and Praise the Madam

If you want to get a Minster post in Central then Criticize the CM or any Strong Politician and Praise the मैडम


Critics says :-


Simply the Thumb rule is Divide and Rule, still we are following the principles of East India Company that too after getting Independence from them!!!





Common man says :-


No others should grow except them ( Boss and their family ),
In politics (only)their children (over all India)
In movies again their children (Hyderabad)
In cricket their children ( Bihar)
In ................ their children

then how we will grow?

Followers says"-
Wow what a perfect balance

Lord Vinayaka on the Earth

Part-1



Once Lord Shiva couple came to the Earth to see their son Lord Vinayaka who came out of Kailasam to the Earth on demand of devotees.


So Lord Shiva want to see how Humans are celebrating the Festival, they are visiting one place by one. At the end they came to KPHB in Hyderabad Suddenly they surprised and no words for them. Really to say they are shocked because they are seeing Telugu Desam party Vinayaka & Congress party Vinayaka but not their son Vinayaka.




Lord Shiva closed his eyes and saw the future and present and replied May be in future we may see Vinayaka made in Italy !!!

Poor Lord.Vinayaka where is he???????? is he there on the Earth.

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